Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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