covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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