I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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