Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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