He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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