I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
soo... how was my night?
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