weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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