It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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