I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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