I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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