Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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