I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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