Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is her dick bigger than yours?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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