I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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