But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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