I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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