Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
