me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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