Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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