Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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