No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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