If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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