Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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