You're completely useless in the revolution.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
40s are totally the cure
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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