nut hugger
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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