This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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