she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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