I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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