just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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