And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
