Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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