well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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