I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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