i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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