so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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