Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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