So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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