my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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