Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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