I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i believe in u and ur pee
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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