So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You are a genius and a whore.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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