Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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