I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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