Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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