honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I skipped work to stalk him.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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There r osticjed everywhere
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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