six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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