): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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