She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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