Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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