So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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