Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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