He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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