That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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