Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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