I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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