I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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